We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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