don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
This is my gift to your gina
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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