And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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