Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
