Your tits are I can't wait for
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Blowing lines in the bathroom and trying to get into the mindset of someone who wants to be at work for 12 hours
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
Oh god it's open bar.
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