he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
I just bottomed with the last unicorn playing in the background. I've hit a new level of gay.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
where are my eyebrows?
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