im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Trial is expected to last a fucking week if I get chosen.
To be fair, you are the kind of person I want to be on the jury when I inevitably end up in front of one.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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