Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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