DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I had a dream last night, there was a gumball machine that was filled with Oxycontin. I would try to get some but got vitamins instead. I was so frustrated!! woke up angry.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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