Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
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