i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
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