She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
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