Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
True strength comes from lack of pants
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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