i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
i think i have two assholes
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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