I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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