We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I need moral support for this bender
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
Just pee around me
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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