Christians are straight up FREAKS
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Come over. Drunk tacos.
That isn't even a sentence.
I kept the important parts.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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