Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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