I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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