Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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