i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
I'm so hungover I took Dramamine to help prevent the motion sickness of walking.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
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