me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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