Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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