if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
I currently don't understand fingers.
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