Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
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