living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
I told him to keep his feelings in his pants because they're annoying and to just fuck me.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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