that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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