Just fell off a train. Bad.
i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
if only i could text you this smell
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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