Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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