and you said cock pushups were impossible
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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