I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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