I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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