So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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