i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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