these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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