Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Weirdly I'm doing ok, but I've tested positive for chlamydia, I wanted to let you know
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
