yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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