I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
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