small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Just pee around me
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
