Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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