Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize
