You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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