I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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