Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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