Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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