I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
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