so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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