What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I'm at about main and main street
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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