people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I draw, I play three woodwind instruments, I press buttons for eight hours at work and Im studying to be a gynecologist... I guarantee I can make you squirt, babe.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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