Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I am drunk shake weighting right now.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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