Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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