So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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