Considering that my ex-wife dumped me to become a lesbian, the Universe owes me a threesome.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I am full of burrito and curiosity
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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