I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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