I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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