do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
You are a genius and a whore.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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