My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Please tell me why I’m standing naked in the kitchen drinking pickle juice out of the jar & there is a container of potatoe salad with no lid & a spoon in it on the floor 🤦♀️
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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